Jan: What the Where did he come from?
Crater : I think I know him. An obscure American capes and tights guy, but this bloke is supposed to be dead.
?: Actually I don't do spandex. As for my death. Did I die? Or did I fake that ? That is the Question.
Crater : That's right the Question!
Jan: Where's his face? What is he?
Noel: He's just a human wearing an odd mask. Why are you here?
?: Well you see Superman is off fighting whatever alien invasion has happened this week, , the producers called me because apparently what I want to do with my time isn't important. But you see you will help me with my work.
Skywalker: What kind of work do you do weirdo?
? : Anakin Skywalker. Married to an important politician, which would be a huge scandal if anyone in your galaxy discovered that. Mostly because your order is supposed to be chaste. That and you use way too much hair product.
Skywalker: Yo.. Whut? How did you... Are you going through my trash?
?: Don't be ridiculous.
Skywalker: Good because....
?: I go through everyone's trash.
Skywalker:.......
?: Your challenge this week is to dig up some dirt on public figures. I believe these people are part of a conspiracy I have been following. Tony Stark, Lex Luthor Bruce Wayne, Senator Palpatine, and Jar Jar Binks. What I want you to do is go under cover and bring me any information on one of these people as possible. You can do the investigation any way you wish.
Jan: What if we find that these people are doing something wacky?
?: Tell me I need a good laugh.
3 comments:
Hey Anakin start at the works.. you'll find some dirt on scarface there
Oh, I got dirt. Not sure I wanta share it but I got it.
*grins* fair enough. she's off with someone. Don't ask. You don't wanna know
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