The rest of the week went from worse to abysmal.Streaky turned the bar-girls against me. Vanya left after I tried to chuck Streaky out of the house by the scruff of the neck. I knew something was wrong when I thought I caught Streaky asleep.
The next morning I woke with twenty cats in my bed.
He turned my shower into a public cat-box.
When I turned the water on to retaliate he just thumped me.
But the worst was to come. I come home that evening and I'm assaulted by Streaky he knocks me out cold.
I wake up attached to this device. There's this guy chuckling a horrible laugh."You wont like what happens to you Mr Crater." he tells me.
"Streaky I'll get you for this." I scream.
"Oh don't worry I'll put your brain back in your body." explained Streaky. "But Frank wanted to know what it was like to be a human. I thought why not, and Modulok was all too keen to put his brain transfer machine to good use."
"Whose Frank?" I ask.
"This little white kitty." Modulok showed me Frank."Noooo!" I scream. Modulok throws the switch.
I wake up and all I can do I meow. I see Frank in my body. Thank God he's still wearing underwear. Frank paraded around on all fours, screaming and roaring.
Streaky and he left later to have some fun. I decided to hit the bottle.
Streaky better get Modulok to put my brain back.
3 comments:
That's pretty cool how in between all those pictures of cats, you were able to slip in a few pics of your typical Saturday night. :-)
That cat with the beer bottles ...now that's funny.
Bwah! The beauty part is, if your timing is right it's Frank who gets stuck with the hangover!
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